ROBOTS IN DISGUISE Suenan como un par de replicantes sacadas de "Blade Runner", borrachas y drogadas, e intentando ligar con Gary Numan en un concierto acustico de los Decepticons

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE They sound like a couple of replicants from "Blade Runner", drunk and on drugs, flirting with Gary Numan during an acoustic concert by the Decepticons

RELAXED MUSCLE Son el sonido de Adam & The Ants quemandole la nariz a Michael Jackson para un anuncio de Pepsi, y The Fall celebrandolo, pinta de Guinness en mano, en Sheffield.

RELAXED MUSCLE They're the sound of Adam & The Ants burning Michael Jackson's nose for a Pepsi commercial, and The Fall celebrating it, pint of Guinness in hand, in Sheffield.

COSMO VITELLI ¿Quién quiere ser X-Ray Spex si puede sonar a Supertramp remezclado por Giorgio Moroder? (c) Diego

COSMO VITELLI Who wants to be X-Ray Spex when you can sound like Supertramp remixed by Giorgio Moroder? (c) Diego

"Me gustan THE NEEDLES porque son el sonido del electroclash, cuando solo tienes cinco pavos en tu bolsillo, y estas un poco borracho, y vives en un agujero de mierda a cien millas de ninguna parte, y la radio te sigue diciendo que puedes ser sexy y extraño al mismo tiempo". (c) Warren Ellis

"I like THE NEEDLES because they're what electroclash sounds like when you've only got five bucks in your pocket and you're a bit drunk and you live in a shithole a hundred miles from anywhere and the radio keeps telling you you can be sexy and strange at the same time". (c) Warren Ellis

ERASE ERRATA Son como unos sea-monkeys criados por Bratmobile, en el piso compartido de las Au Pairs y las Slits.

ERASE ERRATA They're like some sea-monkeys raised by Bratmobile, in the shared flat of The Au Pairs and The Slits.

SCISSOR SISTERS La versión sutil -que no heterosexual- de Junior Senior. Har Mar Superstar a la altura de las expectativas. Ben Folds Five borrachos de martini y no de técnica. El holocausto en la forma del Captain Fantastic & The Brown Dirt Cowboy de Elton John siendo definido como seminal por las revistas de tendencias. (c) Diego 2003

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SCISSOR SISTERS Even though the videoclip for Laura looked like Bobby Conn pretending to be Fischerspooner, their record is more like a wild party with the sound system from Studio 54, where we can see scenes like the Bee Gees filming a softcore movie with Detroit Grand Pubahs, Elton John hunting humans helped by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's rhythm section, Earth Wind and Fire disguised as Sister Sledge for Giorgio Morode's delightment, or the Langley Schools Music Project's total line-up forced to prostitute themselves in an electroclash club.